sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers

kill-whitepeople:

vanilla ice’s twitter: the best of collection

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

jaclcfrost:

is it that weird to sit there feeling your skin after you’ve shaved and to do that multiple times because if it is then i…… totally don’t do that… and have never done that before… ever….

dainelthegreat:

thechurchofbobsaget:

situpsandfruitcups:

a friendly reminder to eat

I have no words….

This is art, in it’s purest form

Sex and the City (1999)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

wolvensnothere:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

wolvensnothere:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

image

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.